01/10/2012 12:49 by Dhananji
Try rubbing your stomach with one hand and the top of your head with the other hand while wearing 3 clothespins on the right ear if you are right-handed (or three on the left ear if you are left-handed). Now here comes the critical part! You must be wearing dark clothes and holding a photograph of Mr. Adobe himself while singing "Melancholy Baby" no less that 8 times. An acceptable alternative to Melancholy Baby might be to sing the song, "Who Let The 'Cheap-Assed' Dweebs Out" at least 12.5 times. Amplifying the voice when singing can speed uo the rate of recovery by as much as a factor of 2.16. Don't ask me how it works, it just does!
Warning: If amplifying the voice, do not perform this ritual near open flame as a regrettable side effect includes the production of copious amounts of gas accompanied by quadruple the production of lose heavy nitrogenous waste material.
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